Family Funny - Mayonnaise From Heaven?

Anne Marie (5) is at the why stage. She could know the answer, but she would still ask why. For example . . .

"Dad, why is the snow melting?"

Of course, I have answered this about five times already. Then there are the more serious ones like today's:

"Dad, why do people go hungry?"

Oh, great! How do I answer this? Then, before an answer came to my head, she fires off two more questions.

"Why were the Israelites hungry in the desert? Why did God give them mayonnaise?"